i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
Randomize
