i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
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