if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
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new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
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Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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