This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
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Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
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You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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