If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
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