and she was petting her beer can
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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