I hate your face
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
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