You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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