if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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