is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
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We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
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let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
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