She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
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