No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
My cat gives me a boner
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
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