never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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