umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
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