you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
there was a trapeze. enough said
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
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