My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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