I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
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