Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
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