Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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