Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
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Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
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Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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