come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
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