Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
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