Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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