Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
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