One girl and one boy is just not enough.
I woke up with my face in a pile of pancakes and 3000 mistakes.
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
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