It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I just gift wrapped bread.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
Randomize
