you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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