So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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