I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
goodnight i made you a song goodbye
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
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