So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
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yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
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So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
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