i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
Randomize
