are you still at the devil's house?
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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