I wish i was in the wii world.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
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used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
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He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
I need to stop using "I went to the Harry Potter theme park" as my pickup line.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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