You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
I'm too hungover for some lady to talk to me about potatoes
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
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Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
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So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
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