I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
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