She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
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they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
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IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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