come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
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