so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
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Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
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So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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