I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
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