i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
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