end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
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