is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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