Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
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We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
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You slapped the bar and yelled "daddys thirsty!" at the lady behind the bar
To be fair I was thirsty
When she told you not to yell you looked directly at me and screamed "Man, she sucks!"
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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