On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Need sex. Gaining weight.
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
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Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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