Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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