margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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