Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(212): View more from New York

She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.

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(410): View more from Maryland

You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.

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(989): View more from Michigan

I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.

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(504): View more from Louisiana

i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out

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(941): View more from Florida

i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that

(850): View more from Florida

im pretty sure thats an 11

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(307): View more from Wyoming

He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.

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(562): View more from California

at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.

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(630): View more from Illinois

The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen

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