You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
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Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
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i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
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