i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
I can't trust your balls anymore.
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
Accidentally mixed my gin with cold brew coffee instead of cranberry juice. It’s bad. But I’ll finish it. Never leave a fallen soldier.
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