I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
id be glad to
my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
I just found puke in my bra..
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
God I love dating single dads. They've got their shit at least a little bit together and there's always snacks after sex. #nakedfruitrollups
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
So I got offered a job this morning based on being a "good role model for girls" and I am drunk at 330 in the afternoon in "celebration." sometimes, life is insane. But not so bad.
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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