Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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