I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
Randomize
