How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
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If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
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Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
Come share oat with me in your robe
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